{"id":9905,"date":"2013-10-16T09:00:18","date_gmt":"2013-10-16T13:00:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.Centives.net\/S\/?p=9905"},"modified":"2013-10-16T08:24:54","modified_gmt":"2013-10-16T12:24:54","slug":"the-secret-squirrel-conspiracy-to-overthrow-the-government","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.Centives.net\/S\/2013\/the-secret-squirrel-conspiracy-to-overthrow-the-government\/","title":{"rendered":"The Secret Squirrel Conspiracy To Overthrow The Government"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/www.Centives.net\/S\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/101613_1214_TheSecretSq1.png\" width=\"638\" height=\"394\" \/><\/p>\n<p>This entire government shutdown business may well have been a plot by the most powerful squirrels in the world writes Eddie Gehman Kohan:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>As a result of the government shutdown the Whitehouse gardens are no longer being maintained and produce is literally rotting on the vine.<\/li>\n<li>The squirrels have taken advantage of this to have a feast.<\/li>\n<li>They&#8217;ve also invited birds and worms to the party.<\/li>\n<li>There&#8217;s a fox running around that nobody is allowed to catch anymore.<\/li>\n<li>If things continue as they have it&#8217;s possible that the squirrels will feast on the Presidential pumpkins that will no longer be harvested.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>See images of the enemy in action <a href=\"http:\/\/obamafoodorama.blogspot.com\/2013\/10\/during-government-shutdown-michelle.html\">here<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Source: <a href=\"http:\/\/obamafoodorama.blogspot.com\/2013\/10\/during-government-shutdown-michelle.html\">Obama Foodorama<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This entire government shutdown business may well have been a plot by the most powerful squirrels in the world writes Eddie Gehman Kohan: As a result of the government shutdown the Whitehouse gardens are no longer being maintained and produce is literally rotting on the vine. The squirrels have taken advantage of this to have [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":9904,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9905","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-daily-bulletin"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"http:\/\/www.Centives.net\/S\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/101613_1214_TheSecretSq1.png","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.Centives.net\/S\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9905","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.Centives.net\/S\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.Centives.net\/S\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.Centives.net\/S\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.Centives.net\/S\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9905"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.Centives.net\/S\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9905\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9908,"href":"http:\/\/www.Centives.net\/S\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9905\/revisions\/9908"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.Centives.net\/S\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/9904"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.Centives.net\/S\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9905"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.Centives.net\/S\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9905"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.Centives.net\/S\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9905"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}