{"id":15115,"date":"2017-03-03T09:00:38","date_gmt":"2017-03-03T14:00:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.Centives.net\/S\/?p=15115"},"modified":"2017-03-03T02:00:53","modified_gmt":"2017-03-03T07:00:53","slug":"twas-sadly-inevitable-smart-condoms","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.Centives.net\/S\/2017\/twas-sadly-inevitable-smart-condoms\/","title":{"rendered":"T\u2019was, Sadly, Inevitable. Smart Condoms."},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/www.Centives.net\/S\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/030317_0658_TwasSadlyI1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"561\" height=\"827\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Caitlin Petrakovitz wrote:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>They&#8217;re called i.Con Smart Condoms, because of course they are.<\/li>\n<li>Not only is the product name questionable, it&#8217;s also inaccurate. The $70 device is not a condom. That&#8217;d be expensive and wasteful (\u2026or gross). It&#8217;s a ring to be attached to the base of a condom (no actually, still gross).<\/li>\n<li>It&#8217;ll measure thrust velocity, calorie burn, skin temperature, and, of course, your iGirth.<\/li>\n<li>And the device will track how many times you&#8217;ve had sex. Though, let&#8217;s face it, the type of people who want to track that aren&#8217;t the type that need a device to do it for them.<\/li>\n<li>Purchasers of this iDevice will be able to address their iNsecurities by comparing their iStats against other iUsers.<\/li>\n<li>They&#8217;ll also be able to publicly publish their metrics on social media for the world to maybe validate their being.<\/li>\n<li>It (the device) charges via mini USB. It lasts eight hours (also, it goes without saying, just the device).<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Read more on <a href=\"https:\/\/www.cnet.com\/news\/icon-smart-condom-ring\/?ftag=COS-05-10aaa0b&amp;linkId=35064659\">CNet<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Caitlin Petrakovitz wrote: They&#8217;re called i.Con Smart Condoms, because of course they are. Not only is the product name questionable, it&#8217;s also inaccurate. The $70 device is not a condom. That&#8217;d be expensive and wasteful (\u2026or gross). It&#8217;s a ring to be attached to the base of a condom (no actually, still gross). It&#8217;ll measure [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":15117,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15115","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-daily-bulletin"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"http:\/\/www.Centives.net\/S\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/030317_0658_TwasSadlyI1.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.Centives.net\/S\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15115","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.Centives.net\/S\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.Centives.net\/S\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.Centives.net\/S\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.Centives.net\/S\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15115"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.Centives.net\/S\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15115\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15120,"href":"http:\/\/www.Centives.net\/S\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15115\/revisions\/15120"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.Centives.net\/S\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/15117"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.Centives.net\/S\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15115"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.Centives.net\/S\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15115"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.Centives.net\/S\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15115"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}