{"id":12041,"date":"2015-01-28T09:00:38","date_gmt":"2015-01-28T14:00:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.Centives.net\/S\/?p=12041"},"modified":"2015-01-28T06:26:49","modified_gmt":"2015-01-28T11:26:49","slug":"this-valentines-day-adopt-a-giant-hairy-scorpion-in-the-name-of-your-ex","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.Centives.net\/S\/2015\/this-valentines-day-adopt-a-giant-hairy-scorpion-in-the-name-of-your-ex\/","title":{"rendered":"This Valentine\u2019s Day Adopt A \u201cGiant Hairy Scorpion\u201d In The Name Of Your Ex"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/www.Centives.net\/S\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/012815_1123_ThisValenti1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"593\" \/><\/p>\n<p>AP wanted to make sure you know that Valentine&#8217;s Day is just around the corner:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>The San Francisco Zoo is suggesting that spurned lovers adopt some of the less popular creatures in the name of their former significant others.<\/li>\n<li>Suggested animals include the Madagascar hissing cockroach, and a Giant Hairy Scorpion.<\/li>\n<li>For $50 the zoo will send a certificate of adoption to the person whose name it was adopted in.<\/li>\n<li>The zoo notes that the scorpion, for example, grabs &#8220;doomed creature with its pinchers and stings the prey&#8221;, just like your ex.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Read more <a href=\"http:\/\/www.apnewsarchive.com\/2015\/San-Francisco-Zoo-takes-bite-out-of-Valentine-s-Day-with-scorpion-cockroach-adoptions\/id-93c27808c8884e7ca89612e02a67137e\">here<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Source: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.apnewsarchive.com\/2015\/San-Francisco-Zoo-takes-bite-out-of-Valentine-s-Day-with-scorpion-cockroach-adoptions\/id-93c27808c8884e7ca89612e02a67137e\">AP<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>AP wanted to make sure you know that Valentine&#8217;s Day is just around the corner: The San Francisco Zoo is suggesting that spurned lovers adopt some of the less popular creatures in the name of their former significant others. Suggested animals include the Madagascar hissing cockroach, and a Giant Hairy Scorpion. For $50 the zoo [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":12040,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12041","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-daily-bulletin"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"http:\/\/www.Centives.net\/S\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/012815_1123_ThisValenti1.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.Centives.net\/S\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12041","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.Centives.net\/S\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.Centives.net\/S\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.Centives.net\/S\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.Centives.net\/S\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12041"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.Centives.net\/S\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12041\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12043,"href":"http:\/\/www.Centives.net\/S\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12041\/revisions\/12043"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.Centives.net\/S\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/12040"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.Centives.net\/S\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12041"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.Centives.net\/S\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12041"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.Centives.net\/S\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12041"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}